Bowser say, Never pee on lectric fence!!!
Bowser Mac-a-moni-cheese!!!
Today Bowser mom open big white Bowser head-catcher. Bowser stick head in, maybe ROAST BEEF?? Bowser mom take out pot, say, Move head, Bow Bow. Bow Bow move head. Bowser mom open pot, sniff. Say, looks okay, smells okay. Get Bowser Ajax Ethel breakfast bowls. Put in food, put little looks-okay-smells-okay in, mix up. Bowser mom sing little mac-a-moni-cheese Bowser breakfast song, Bowser tap dance, wiggle. Help sing. Ethel come Ajax come, Bowser tap dance, moan. Little warm water. MMMmmmmm smell so good! Bowser mom put breakfast down. Ethel say, This is not good for me, you know! Drive Ethel face into bowl, gobble gobble gobble. Ajax say, I hate this, Bowser can have mine! Drive him little Ajax face into bowl, gobble gobble gobble. Bowser got no time for talk. Put big Bowser face in bowl, gobble gobble gobble. Bowser wonder, maybe Mac-a-moni-cheese close relative ROAST BEEF???
Raise a little Bowser H*#! ?
Today Bowser very bore. Play in snow. Steal Ajax bone. Come in. Go out. Come back in. Bowser, Ajax make house pretty. Make breakfast broccoli go ALL OVER! Ethel run around,eat. Ethel like broccoli, say, Broccoli make breath sweet, Squid-lips. Bowser say broccoli YUCK. Very very Yuck. Then things look better. Bowser mom inside outside inside outside. Wash sheets, take outside. Inside. Leave boots beside door, for next time. Then Bowser think up BEST BOWSER GAME EVER!! Bowser go outside, take Bowser mom boot! Bowser run run run! Bowser mom run run run! Bowser go all over Bowser yard! Bowser mom go all over, barefoot! Then Bowser decide, be good citizen. Give back Bowser mom boot. Him know snow very cold on bare feet!
Another Big Bowser Day
Today Bowser do many many things. Play in snow. Bowser think snow good when sun warm. Under clothesline Bowser help laundry, little bit. Bowser dad keep say, Bowser No, Bowser No Bowser No! Bowser think, happy to help out! Then Bowser Ajax Ethel go nursing home, visit Bowser great grandmother. She say, Would the doggies like some fudge? Ajax, Ethel Bowser say, mmmmm, YES! Bowser dad say, no thanks. She say, would the doggies like some cheese curls? Ajax Ethel Bowser line up at drawer, wait. wag tail. Bowser shriek, wiggle, little bit tap dance. MMMMMMM! Bowser dad say, no thanks. Bowser dad open other drawer, say, look Gram, dog biscuits! Gram say, would the doggies like some biscuits? Ajax get one, Ethel get one, Bowser get one. Bowser think biscuit okay, wonder, maybe fudge BETTER???
TWO month Bowser!!!
Now Bowser two month new life! Him start get little chubby. Not chubby like Ethel, Chubby like regular Bowser suppose be. Him get good at stairs, good at walk, good at go beach. Go beach always fun!!! Yesterday, creepy telephone ring ring ring very early. Bowser mom have get up, talk. Then Bowser mom make Bowser Ajax Ethel breakfast, outside go pee, back in, give Bowser Ajax Ethel kiss kiss, say, You be good, I have to go to work early. She say, Bowser, you are in charge -- well, maybe she say, Bowser, you are in charge of Ajax. Or maybe she say, Bowser, no peeing on the floor. Bowser, Ajax, Ethel, never be ALL day alone. Just half day. Bowser mom not even able get home lunch! Bowser mom get home very late, say Bowser dad, any problems? Anybody pee their pants? Bowser dad say, Everything perfect!!! Bowser not pee him pants. Ajax, Onion not break anything! Ajax Bowser not read any book, no magazine, even! Just be good citizens all day long!Bowser mom SO PROUD Bowser, he get little slice pizza! Bowser mom eat pizza top, give Bowser bottom. Pizza not easy for guy with Bowser teeth! Tonight, no pizza. Bowser house smell soooo good, Bowser all wiggle wiggle, him know it be Bowser two month so-happy-Bowser-here-supper. ROAST BEEF!!!
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