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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=190 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="3d9c8903.png"> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id2.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Rescue"><B>Bowser Rescue</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="_.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Blog"><B>Bowser Blog</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id36.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Shop!!!"><B>Bowser Shop!!!</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id37.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Special Friend"><B>Bowser Special Friend</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Tale"><B>Bowser Tale</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id4.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Picture"><B>Bowser Picture</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id43.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Journal!!!"><B>Bowser Journal!!!</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id68.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Rainy!!!"><B>Rainy!!!</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id5.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Link"><B>Bowser Link</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="BOWSER HOME!!!"><B>Bowser Home!!!</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id2.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Rescue"><B>Bowser Rescue</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="_.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Blog"><B>Bowser Blog</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id36.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Shop!!!"><B>Bowser Shop!!!</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id37.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Special Friend"><B>Bowser Special Friend</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Tale"><B>Bowser Tale</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id4.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Picture"><B>Bowser Picture</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id43.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Journal!!!"><B>Bowser Journal!!!</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id68.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Rainy!!!"><B>Rainy!!!</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id5.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bowser Link"><B>Bowser Link</B></A></div> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" width="100%" BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <IMG SRC="13c9e6a0.jpg" border=0 width="158" height="106" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="20d0e6a0.png" border=0 width="526" height="106" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Bowser Slave!!!</B></div> <div>  </div> <div> Today Bowser cousin Tripod come stay!!! Him only have three leg, go round ka-thump ka-thump ka-thump. Him only two, but very tall. Almost tall as whole Bowser house!!! Well, maybe half tall as house. Him tall, though. Him stand up on two back leg, salute! Bowser like Tripod. All Bowser have do is lie on rug, think, Tripod, get me the spatula out of the sink. Guess what??? Spatula right there on floor!!! Bowser think, Tripod, get Bowser big bag chewies on top big white Bowser head-catcher!! Down they come!!! Bowser mom say Tripod mom, Tripod Dad, in Egypt three whole week. Ajax say, oh boy oh boy oh boy ROO ROO ROO!!! Ethel say, who would travel all that way to see a sphinx when they could come look at me?? Ajax say, What Sphinx, Ethel? Ethel not say anything. Ajax say, Oh, I get it!! Bowser not get it. Him brush teeth, go bed. Think, maybe tomorrow that BIG BOX PUPPY BISCUITS!!! </div> <bR> <div>  <IMG SRC="206a83e0.png" border=0 width="168" height="62" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="2030e6a0.png" border=0 width="526" height="106" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>Bowser Big Negotiation!!!</B><B> </B></div> <div>   <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#0000FF" FACE="Times New Roman" >    </FONT></div> <div> Long time, Bowser try get Ethel have picture take. Ethel say, Leave  me alone, Squid-lips. Bowser say, have picture take, Bowser share pink  mouse?? Ethel say, chill, Mermaid-butt. Bowser think hard, tell Ethel, share pink mouse, give Ethel all puppy biscuit??? Ethel still say NO.  Bowser have think little bit more. Say, let play pink mouse, give all puppy biscuit, give all half-chew chewies, AND eat Ethel vitamin? Ethel say, you're getting warmer ET feet. Okay!! say Bowser, all above, PLUS Bowser share Ajax jail AND Bowser promise never steal Ethel road-kill  baby ever ever again??? One tasteful photograph, Ethel say. Just one.  Why Bowser ever think him not still smooth-talk ladies' man??? </div> <div>           </div> <div> <IMG SRC="206a83e0.png" border=0 width="168" height="62" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#0000FF" FACE="Lucida Console" > </FONT></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="2030e6a0.png" border=0 width="526" height="106" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#0000FF" FACE="Times New Roman" >    </FONT><B>    </B><B>Belly-Up Bowser!!!</B><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#0000FF" FACE="Times New Roman" >  </FONT></div> <bR> <div> Tonight everybody go bed. Bowser always go  first, get good spot! Then Ajax come, stretch wwwaaaaaayyyy out, then Bowser dad squeeze in. Bowser, Ajax climb up on pillow, play closest   game. Whoever get closest Bowser dad face WIN BIG!!! Ajax get right up   Bowser dad head. Then Bowser hear LOUD NOISE right behind him! Make him   jump! What that??? Very very scary! Danger! Danger! Everybody must get out!! But Everybody just go, P-U BOWSER!! Oh dear. That very bad. Not smell too good, either. Mean him lose closest game. Then Bowser mom come  in, sit by him. Give him little head rub. That feel very good! Him like  that! Then get him ear rub, OOOHHHH that very good, too! Then him so happy him flip right over! Big white Bowser belly for whole world see! Ajax give him little belly lick, Then Bowser mom put hand on him belly,  give him big Bowser belly rub. OOOHHH that very VERY good! Him not know  belly rub before! How come nobody tell Bowser belly rub BEST THING  EVER???  </div> <bR> <div>   <IMG SRC="206a83e0.png" border=0 width="168" height="62" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="20d0e6a0.png" border=0 width="526" height="106" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="1" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="602" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="VOID" RULES="NONE" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 26 WIDTH="598"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="26" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="598" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>Bowser false alarm!!!</B></div> <div>  </div> <div> Today Bowser go out, look. What that??? all little yellow thing on grass. Him think very very pretty, but maybe creepy. Then him go look all round yard, some little maybe-creepy purple, little maybe-creepy orange poke up. Oh dear, him think, what this? Bowser mom say, those are crocuses, Bow-Bow. Bow-Bow say, Choke-us? Like chicken bone?? Him knew it!! That very very dangerous! Ajax, Tripod, Ethel! Run for your life!!!! Killer choke-us all over yard!!! Ethel make big sigh, say, you MORON, squid-lips, not CHOKE-US, CROCUS! They're FLOWERS and you'll get your mermaid-butt in big trouble if you mess with them. Oh. like Tulip? Yeah, like tulips. Him like tulip, like crocus. Think, very very pretty. Smell good, too! Now him have lots things watch when him lie in sun. Also very glad hear them not really dangerous!!! </div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="206a83e0.png" border=0 width="168" height="62" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="2030e6a0.png" border=0 width="526" height="106" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Him BACK!!!</B></div> <bR> <div> Well. One day all Bowser do is get up and Bowser mom go WowWEE Bow-Bow, what's that big water balloon hanging off you? Him not know. Think maybe just have little breakfast, lie in sun. Bowser mom say, nope, gotta get him to vet! Bowser get in car along with Bowser mom and Bowser bed. Go vet. Vet say, Look like we may have chop his head off! Well, maybe say, Let's take a look at that! Bend over, feel Bowser big water balloon. Bowser like very much go vet. wag wag wag. Vet listen Bowser heart, wag wag wag. Bowser hope very much vet say, he need ROAST BEEF five, six times day get over this serious condition. Vet just say, nothing serious, looks like some kind of trauma. Keep a close eye on it and use warm wet compresses to increase the circulation. Other vet come in say, Howdy Bowser! Then other vet come in, say Howdy Bowser. Everybody like Bowser and big Bowser water balloon very much. Him keep wait for ROAST BEEF order, but never come. Oh well. Then Bowser go bookstore with Bowser mom. Have him little Bowser bed in back room. Have nice Bowser pig ear. Him like be out in store much better. Him very good bookstore dog. Everybody stop, say hello, give him and him Bowser water balloon little pat. Then him do just like Bowser mom, wander around, make sure people happy. Him like just find somebody sit beside, maybe help find right book. Have big water balloon not much fun, but him think lie on Bowser mom bed with nice warm pack pretty good deal! Get pig ear pretty good deal too! Today him get a WHOLE NOTHER ONE!!! </div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="206a83e0.png" border=0 width="168" height="62" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#0000FF" FACE="Lucida Console" > </FONT></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="2120e6a0.png" border=0 width="526" height="106" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Bowser Full-Service Retirement Plan FAIL!!!</B></div> <div>  </div> <div> Well. Everybody know Bowser have picture-take at vet yesterday. Him come home, go bed. Get back up, can hardly walk!! Him limp and gimp, him cry very loud. Him Bowser bump all big again. Oh dear. Him go back bed. Next time him get picture take, him NOT wrestle quite so hard. Bowser mom come, put little Arnica gel on bump, say, This will make it feel better, Bow-Bow. Bow-Bow scream bloody murder. OOOOOHHHHHH hurt so bad. BOwser mom get hydrocolator, put nice warm on Bowser bump. OOOOOHHHHHH!!!! Hurt very very much when Bowser mom move him arm. Him lie there and lie there, moooooannn, grooaaannn when him move just little bit. Middle night him get up, limp out have little drink. Bowser mom get up, slice off two three, maybe sixty-seven slice ROAST BEEF, then him manage limp out side, have little pee. Today him lie on bed, mooooaaaan, groaaannn. Bowser mom put little more Arnica gel on him Bowser bump, put nice warm hydrocolator on him. Bowser mom sit with Bowser, pat him, tell him feel better. Him might feel little bit better but need ROAST BEEF terrible. Him barely move, lie on bed, think ROAST BEEF ROAST BEEF ROAST BEEF. Lie there lie there, not much happen. Then Bowser mom make Bowser breakfast. Him limp out, think ROAST BEEF ROAST BEEF. Think BOWSER OLD MAN AND VERY VERY SICK. Have little drink. Then him hear kibble in him bowl. Start get little bit excite, little moof, start get little bit wiggle, little bit tap-dance. Then OH DEAR him forget him whole plan, flip over and roll on him back MOOF MOOF MOOF so happy have breakfast!!! Jump and wiggle and forget all about moan and groan. Bowser mom SO happy see him feel better, give him big kiss. Bowser not very good at pretend, but maybe later on him try HAVE LITTLE RELAPSE??? </div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="206a83e0.png" border=0 width="168" height="62" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#0000FF" FACE="Lucida Console" > </FONT></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="2030e6a0.png" border=0 width="526" height="106" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Four month Bowser!!!</B></div> <div>  </div> <div> Tomorrow Bowser be here four whole month!! Him can't believe it! Seem like this always Bowser house, Bowser bowl in kitchen, Bowser bed in Ajax jail, Bowser special pink mouse toy, him brand new hedgehog, go gruntgruntgrunt!!! Today Bowser, Ajax, make tent! Out yard, big blue tarp over ro-to-til, Ajax, Bowser dig dig dig make BIG hole hide in! It very very fun, sit in tent, hide. Be BIG ROO ROO ROO MOOF MOOF MOOF SPIES! What him do before, him wonder??? Sit round all day, wait little bit food, mamybe somebody say hello him. Now every single day, Bowser wake up, WHOLE WORLD happy see him!! Big sun come up, say HOWDY BOWSER! Bowser dad get up, say LET'S GO WALK BOWSER! Bowser mom get up say, BREAKFAST BOWSER! Mailman come by, say, LET THE OLD FELLA HAVE BISCUIT TOO! </div> <bR> <div>  <IMG SRC="206a83e0.png" border=0 width="168" height="62" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="2030e6a0.png" border=0 width="526" height="106" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <B>Guess what Bowser????</B></div> <bR> <div> Doe-de-doe-de-doe-de-doe. Goess what Bowser have tonight???? It live in pan. On top stove, sometime in big white Bowser head-catcher! OOOOOOHhhhh him so excite can hardly tell friend what him have. Night all done, everybody go bed, Bowser mom get down pan, say, You want this Bowz? Bowz never stick head in PAN before! Drive him big Bowser head in pan, gobble gobble gobble. Him think, this very gratifying experience!!!! Come up for air, Bowser mom laugh at him nose all cover. Take quick breath, have little more, gobble gobble. Then him finish, lick pan very very clean, go bed. Then him think maybe miss little bit, go back kitchen. Have few more licks, throw pan around, CLANG BANG! run jump chase pan around kitchen, MOOF MOOF MOOF run some more, throw pan around CLANG CLANG CLANG!!! Now whole house up. Ethel come stomp out, say, go back to your hydrocolator, Lumpy. Ajax all excite,say, Can I lick the spoon?? Nobody remember him go so mental for MAC-A-MONI-CHEESE!!! </div> <div> <IMG SRC="206a83e0.png" border=0 width="168" height="62" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="2150e6a0.png" border=0 width="526" height="106" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Somebody ask Bowser, what better, ROAST BEEF or Mac-a-moni-cheese???</B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> Oh DEAR!!! Him have think, then think little bit moore. ROAST BEEF very very good for sit-up-eat occassion. Have little piece, have nother litle piece. Sometime Bowser get whole thing out big white Bowser head catcher!!! But Bowser mom always get back before him get chance settle down, eat whole thing. Mac-a-moni-cheese VERY good for drive face in bowl occassion. Just go gobble gobble gobble. Gobble gobble gobble. Ohh, it so good! Hardly have chew at all! Always little bit left for later on ears and nose!!! Him think maybe it like ice cream, but him never have ice cream, so him not sure. So him have say,  both very very good and him think what in front of him right now VERY BEST THING IN WORLD!!! </div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="206a83e0.png" border=0 width="168" height="62" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="2030e6a0.png" border=0 width="526" height="106" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="15d85ec0.jpg" border=0 width="389" height="492" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> I see you!</div> </td> </tr></table></body>