OPERATION!!!
gruntgrunt MARMOT very sick boy!!! Ajax say, Do you think we need to give him a little chiropractic manipulation?? Bowser have think little bit, then say, No, Ajax, him possible need ton-sel-lec-to-my!!
Oh, Ajax say, give gruntgrunt little sniff. But he's BREATHING okay, Bowser, I think that means he needs nitroglycerin tablets.
Oh, suppose Bowser mom have any??
Then Ethel come along, say, You morons, that would just blow him up!!
Oh dear. That NOT good! Not good at all!! Then best idea ever come Bowser fabulous brain -- what gruntgrunt Marmot need, hys-ter-ectomy!!!
Bowser, Ajax lick paws very very clean. Bowser sit think, brush up him CPR little bit, also HTML -- Bowser think, very good be prepare ANY emergency!!!
Ajax say, should we ask our friends to send prayers??
Ethel say, YOU'RE DARN RIGHT YOU SHOULD!!!
BOWSER P.S.
Dr Bowser just like say thanks all good friend, send prayer, gruntgrunt MARMOT do very very better after him operation!!! First, him have little bit hy-ster-ect-omy. Then, Ajax give CPR and stand by while Bowser (himself) give very big blood confusion!! Blood confusion very good when feel weak. Him think Mam-O-gram VERY good idea, but Bowser, Ajax look and look, can't find big enough GARAGE DOOR with remote control to do Mam-O-gram with!
Think maybe that be good job do another day. Bowser write little bit Java Script, keep gruntgrunt comfortable. Him expect by tomorrow, gruntgrunt be almost back NORMAL!!
Here Bowser, Ajax, take gruntgrunt out recovery bush. Him think EVERYBODY deserve BIG BIG NAP!!!
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